A string of incidents in the last few days have brought forth startling evidence which indicates that India is closer to mars than earth. It started with a couple of bomb blasts in Kashmir which left 56 dead , this was followed by the death of more than 40 people in a stampede at Mumbai during a tsunami scare following the floods.
The mayhem at Mumbai was just complete when a few lost their lives to bullets of Indian Police in Srinagar. Just a few minutes back as mars started to pull away, 30 children lost their lives as a bridge collapsed in Daman. As mars passed closest ever to earth in 60,000 years, India was definitely closer to it than earth.Indian astrologers immediately pounced on the opportunity and insisted that India is not just closer to Mars, but it is closer to the entire solar system.
“Look” said Swami Futureshock, “we have more deaths that are meaningless than any other part of earth”.After all these years it just took Mars a few days to prove that India was more closer to the Solar System than earth. For example, planetary systems have been managing Politics and Sex in India for more than thousand years. Kings and Politicians have planned their policy by consulting their horoscope. All marriages are made in heaven when in India! This is done by checking the compatibility of the bride and groom using the horoscope. This has lead to the lowest divorce rate and the highest AIDS infected population. It took mars to come really close to India for no one to notice that 3 out 4 abnormal deaths can be traced to misinterpreted religion and belief in planetary systems.
