Laughter the Best Medicine!

Check out these riotous one liners and two and three ...... liners .

Take 1
Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,"And there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."

Take 2
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

Take 3
Banta was visiting Santa, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Santa responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Banta: Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"HELLOOOOOO," answered Santa. "They're watch dogs!"

Take 4
"Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Jim."I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face scratched all over?""It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"

Take 5
The owner of a company tells his employees:You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

Take 6
Q: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
A: Fork

Gotcha " U probabably thought something else"